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1. [] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. [] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking(sometimes happens...)
6. [] Had people tell you that you are blond when you're not, or had people tell you that your blond highlights are going to your head
7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush (kids in love are so cute)
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand(my glass,my money, my food..)
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. [] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (for my luck, bad things dont die so easy)
14. [] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair (my little cousin did it with me, just to see what would happen)
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble(I WAS LEARNING)
17. [] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. [] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard(isnt that right ingryd?)
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (sorry carlos matheus)
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (im just a poor stupid child)

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on( hum...i should look in the mirror before go out)
22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle(i dont wanna talk about it )
23. [x] Have run into a closed door (ok, this hurts)
25. [x] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it(just another day in paradise)
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke(some days im kinda slow)
27. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk (...)
30. [] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. [x] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it(karma just loves me, the dark karma, and i dont know why, im such a good girl!)
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside (so what?its my school uniform!!)
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else(sorry stranger...)
34. [] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot(i knew its was hot, but not THAT hot)
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on.
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in(dont wanna talk about it)
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [] Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

41. [] took a picture of someone's eye with the flash on
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small(we always got to try right?)
44. [] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye(i use eye contacts so... its my everyday life)
49. [] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. [] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hai

51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test(...)
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day(i was five ok?)
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number
59. [] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny (who havent?)

61. [] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it(like my keys..and they are still missing)
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught(i am not THAT stupid, im a pretty good lier)

71. [] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [] Ran into a door jam
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band (it doesn't hurt!)
78. [] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (everybody ask me if i am, i already said, this is MYSELF without alcool)
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt (actualy it doesnt hurt

81. [x] Put tape on someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. [] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. [] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people(in my friends, its not like they werent doing it with me too)
89. [] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food

91. [] As you are writing you move/moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them(was chemistry class, i HAVE A REASON)
93. [] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (Constructive mummy project)
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours(sorry mom...)
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story.(sorry guys...)
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention(sorry teacher...)
97. [] You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. [] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class
100. [x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth(its cool)